I'm pretty sure that the person who stumbled onto my blog by searching for 'long and hairy' wasn't looking for my tale of Hairy Humiliation.
I'm equally sure that the person searching for' hog-tied blog' (I know, it serves me right that I get that so much;) was bitterly disappointed to read about my angst.
I spend a disproportionate amount of my time looking for things.
I don't just mean things that I can't find because I'm not well enough organised (although the mantra in my house is 'underneath everything there is something').
I mean answers for everything in life.
A few months ago I spent quite a lot of time looking for my mojo.
Did I find it?
Hmm, well, kind of.
It's a bit battered and bruised and has an annoying tendency to disappear again from time to time. But mostly it's sticking around.
I had this post half written.
There was a lot more guff about Rugby socks that were different lengths.
Pauls arse and Gus's nose.
My BMI and shites in whining armour.
Excuse the font btw, not a CLUE what the f*cks going on with that or the text alignment and I just can't be arsed to try and work it out.
That damned recalcitrant mojo I was talking about?
Well, it's taken a bit of a bashing in the last couple of weeks and tonight it's well and truly sodded off.
I am done.
I am defeated.
I have no more FUNNY left in me right now.
I may just sit down and cry until my eyes swell up and my nose runs.
There's a part of me that wants to do the whole spaghetti from the brain splat straight on to the blog.
But there's a part of me that says no, not right now, maybe never. (and it's all so f*cking unbelievable anyway I can't even BEGIN to get my head round it all let alone put it into words)
I really don't know anything anymore...
All I do know is, that right now.
Right this VERY minute.
I could really do with a huge hug!
But ain't nobody here but me and the sleeping peeps. :(
If I get my act together enough then I'll be back on the NaBloPoMo waggon in the next couple of days, maybe even tomorrow (and we don't mention this again, deal?)
I have a VERY special shout out today.
My lovely Lou at Our Home In The Sun is getting
Please pop over and leave some blog love :)
Love you Lou! xx